My roommate

My Roommate has the WORST timing ever.

Five seconds earlier he would have seen me in my pants. Five seconds later and I would have been in the shower.

Give that a second to soak in.

Instead he manages to pick the time that I'm bent over getting my shampoo off the bottom shelf with my behind facing our door. He doesn't just open the door he SWINGS it open wide yells "WWWWOOOOO!1!!1" and jumps back as if he'll get sucked in. I was surprised but had seen something like this happening since 4 people share one bathroom. SO I straightened up and say "wooo!" and he stops gaping long enough to shut the door.

I started laughing because I felt sorry for him.
Even I don't look at my hairy ass.


I'm never going to let this go so comment ass jokes of all kinds.